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News & Updates
(June 23, 2005)
Change of Plans: Ok, so there was a slight miscalculation with the hosting server...we
recentlly discovered the astonishing fact that Yahoo! GeoCities blows enormous testicles. So, we took our business elsewhere;
that elsewhere being the same place that launched our now defect backyard federation: Tripod.
^ there is the link above...the boards should be up soon enough.
Thank you for all your cooperation.
(June 22, 2005)
E-Fed Production Commences: It has been decided, and the creation process has begun.
We will be using Yahoo! GeoCities as the main site host, and Proboards as a server for the interactive portion of running
an online federation. When a link is available, it will be posted here for...all you...viewing fans...Viva La KWA!
(June 13, 2005)
And We Said We'd Come Back...Bah Hah: Ok, so we told a little white lie...KWA isn't
and never will return to the circled square. HOWEVER...one final update will be coming to this site in due time concerning
the opening of the KWA E-Federation...till then, have fun living life.
(March 28, 2005) Update 1-
KWA On Hiatus: Sadly, nothing
has changed, nor will be able to for the next few months. School is winding down, and rather than becoming easier, is a thorn
in all our sides. Parental limitations are also a blockade, and time has become a precious commodity for most of us. We barely
have time to ourselves to just hang out. It’s been decided the KWA ring will remain motionless till June. This changes
a lot of things. We will not have elaborate storylines, PPVs and Carnage shows will no longer be scheduled as much, and we’re
releasing jobbers (they’ve done no good for us in the past, and we certainly don’t require any more hassle). Be
sure to check in semi-frequently, however, because there will be updates of many sorts. Interviews with superstars, information
on the summer’s strategy…the works. So, till later…later…
Update 2- J-X Speaks on the Matter:
(derived from an interview between Dick Long and J-X.)
Dick Long: J-X, recently you've received the notification that KWA is on hiatus for an indefinite amount of
time...what are your thoughts and feelings on this entire situation?
J-X: Well I believe that it's right and wrong... I mean we've done jack-shit around this place because of all
the recent stuff and i think it's time to stop fooling ourselves that things will get done. Some superstars are being lazy
and avoiding this. Now on the one side, we do get more time to ourselves and we can do whatever the hell we want without a
schedule.
Dick Long: And on the other?...
J-X: On the other what?
Dick Long: ...the other side. You said it's an advantage because it frees up your schedule. Are there any disadvantages,
cons, or downsides to not wrestling anymore? For you, specifically...
J-X: oh for me specifically? I thought you were talkin about the league in general...Um, well I really don't
have much to do to begin with so I guess it will be boring for me till June. And I hate to see it go down like this till summer.
Dick Long: It is saddening........you are also aware that Nate Nytro has thrown away his World Champion status,
aren't you?
J-X: Did he really?
Dick Long: Yes...said it wasn't worth having if he couldn't defend it. Guy has a point, I suppose...
J-X: Wow...well I don't know what to say to that. Nate's a weird guy; I knew the guy personally for sometime
and still do to a degree. He thinks much differently then others do in the ring. If it were Twister or I we'd be probably
keeping that belt whether we cheated for it or not. Nate HAS to earn it and feel that he really does deserve it. He's a perfectionist
like that.
Dick Long: I suppose...but I do agree with the man...what's the point of having it? Due to the hiatus, no paychecks
go out to any of you, you know that, and World Title supplies a bonus salary which he obviously isn't getting. There are also
no matches, no title defenses, no opportunities to prove himself. Call me crazy, but under those circumstances, don't you
think it is just a useless belt buckle to have to carry around? Not in the literal sense, of course...
J-X: Well not really, only because it proves that you were the best from when we left the league. And until someone
takes it in June it's just a thing that you can hold up and be proud of.
Dick Long: Would YOU keep it?
J-X: Yes I would keep it.
Dick Long: Ah, understandable...ok, last question. I have been instructed to tell you that your scheduled match
with Twister against Freez and Howie for the tag team titles is still on for the first show of June, save for the special
referee stipulation because Nate Nytro refuses to officiate. Do have any thoughts, comments, or shout-outs to your partner
or opposing team to make before we rap this up? Take as long as you want. My wife left me; I DO have free time...
J-X: Um, well I think that the Twisted Elements have a great chance. We have the best team chemistry between
the two teams I believe anyway (chuckles) and I think that we're just better. Freez and Howie have been having rough times
lately when they get together. It just seems like their mindset isn't at one and when you're a tag team that's very critical.
In any case, Twister and I will be training off and on during the break and once we get back together for this tag match,
we'll be better then ever. It's been nice Dick but I got to go...
Dick Long: Alright, thank you for your time
J-X: Anytime...just give me a call when you want to do this again
Dick Long: Of course.
(March 12, 2005)
KWA Given An Ultimatum: KWA’s return has taken a bottle rocket effect; a nice
loud bang to raise false hopes, and now a dreary silence. So, KWA is issuing an ultimatum on how it will function hence forth.
KWA is sure that the rest of March will be show-less (but it’s possible we may get a show in). However, come April,
if after 3 weeks back-to-back no progression has ensued, KWA is finally closing the doors and throwing away the key. I, the
Chairman, and the rest of the KWA staff, are tired of the wait. We realize some circumstances will prevent our superstars
from attendance on every occasion we request their presence, and to those individuals, I am not mad at you. Don’t take
my hard words personally. I’m more or less mad and the hypocrisy and the sloth of the federation in its own essence.
How it’s given us another dream of a better federation and then become a burden. Consider this our Judgment
Day. Let’s not fail…
(March 5, 2005)
Twister's Absence Time Confirmed: Twister has informed us he will be able to come
back in one week. So, we of KWA are going on a leap of faith and will postpone the full scale Tag Title Match for next weekend.
However, should any of the superstars scheduled for that main event turn up missing, we will proceed however able.
(March 4, 2005)
Sir Twist Dissmissed: The title may be a bit fooling, but I had to use the rhyme
scheme. Anyways, a recent update from the man himself says that he is bound by "outside contract obligations" and cannot attend
a KWA event for an unconfirmed amount of time. We'll provide more information when it is uncovered.
(February 27, 2005)
Just Some FYI's For All You Curious George's:
Ok, just a few things
that have happened (or haven’t) and things that will be happening (or won’t). Number 1, Carnage did not happen
today. Too much outside interference got in the way. So, we all agreed on taking this week as our bye week. Meaning, if all
goes according to our new schedule (a highly doubtful outcome indeed), we should be having it next weekend. Also, you may
be wondering, “Whatever happened to the grand plot to post and play KWA’s matches and shows over the internet?”
Well, I won’t sugar coat it…it isn’t happening till, at the soonest, summer. For one, though we’ve
managed to be able to pull time out of our ass while school is still in progress to produce quality matches, we aren’t
willing to risk more time worrying about how to set up the alternative computer and get the system running. Number two, and
more predominately, we’re lazy. Be patient. And lastly…by the end of tonight, the News & Updates section will
be gone. I plan on making the homepage contain the News & Updates. More convenient, I think. That’s all.
February 21, 2005- Entry #2)
KWA's Schedule Determined: Ok, the Pilot did not happen. The weather was far too
unbefitting to do two matches, so we chose to do Renaissance. The pilot will become KWA's first Carnage show, as KWA Season
II is officially (and quite early, may I add) under way. The schedule is that each month there will be two Carnage shows
and one PPV, with a bye week somewhere in there. Get ready for some good ol' fashion ass kickings! WE'RE KWA, BITCHES!!!
(February 21, 2005)
Pilot and PPV...on the Same Day?: Yes, you read write. The special Carnage piloting
Season II will be held, and the PPV Renaissance will also be held later on the same day. It's a stretch, but hell, I'm game.
(February 12, 2005)
Odysseus is to Ithica as J-X is to...: J-X IS FUCKING BACK! THE FORMER KWA CHAMPION
HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL, INDEFINATELY, BE COMING HOME TO THE ADRENELINE ARENA SOON!
(February 08, 2005)
Preperations Commence: Well…if
you have recently bothered yourself with looking around the site…you may have noticed I’ve actually updated everything.
Not only that, but I designed a section specifically to hold all of our first Season results, title history, and other paraphernalia.
That’s because plans of reactivating KWA and beginning Season II are in progress. Here are the specifics…
It’s
very clear that High School leaves our schedules stricken, forcing us to wait till summer to even think about entering the
circled square…so we plan on firing up the grill come mid-June. Our return comes in the form of a PPV: KWA Renaissance.
The matches are yet to be determined, but my guess is it will only contain two matches…but I can assure you two entertaining,
breath-taking, and captivating matches. And both will be for our two titles (World and Tag Team). As far as our roster goes…everybody
who is listed is, at this point, not expected to appear. More additions may be made, and more likely there will be subtractions
as well. The only guaranteed superstars right now are…
1) Twister
2) Nate Nytro
3) Howie
4) Freez
Now, I’m sure
you are familiar with the conflictions regarding J-X’s ability to participate in KWA at all…the complications
keep piling up, but here is what we do know…J-X has stated that he will, in some way, be a part of KWA…that
may mean he could begin working behind the scenes rather than in the ring as an active wrestler. As far as wrestlers that
aren’t too local, (The Beast, B-Dawg, Z-Man, etc.), we can’t guarantee their return to KWA. Shows may be semi-weekly,
but I doubt we’ll be able to get on a regular schedule. However, my plan is to exceed events compared to last season,
and fit in at least 3 Pay-Per-Views. KWA Carnage, our weekly show, has always been a mess, so PPVs are the only reliable cards.
Well…that pretty much sums everything up. If you have any questions, contact me at “No one gives a shit”.
See you this summer, bitches!
(January 27, 2005)
Acts of Idiocy: Well, to me it is officially winter. The calendar does not mark
the start of winter in my perspective; the coming of the first snow does. And a week ago, it came...and it came hard. Problem
is...our trampoline/ring, which KWA had abandoned in the middle of October, is still out there...fully assembled. It was not
mine or any of the roster's duty to take it apart for winter. That responsibility belonged solely to the parents, who neglected
to act on it. So not only is that a concern, but all trampolines made by the manufacturer ours is have been recalled
due to technical errors and reported injuries by the masses. Plus, other "future arrivals" may inhbit some of our superstars'
ability to perform. So deliberation will begin in the summer on what course of action to take. Till then, just figured you'd
like to know how deep of a hole we're in now. :(
(January 01, 2005)
More Delays...There's Something New...: By this time, I'm pretty sure you've noticed
delays on this and that are common in our dinky little federation. Nevertheless, I've come bearing bad and good news. Let's
start with what has us all guessing what else could possibly go wrong, the bad news. It seems this internet thing will take
much longer than expected...a combination of both lack of materials and laziness has gotten us no further than we were when
the idea was tossed around. So, that's that. Be patient. But, for some good news. Our ring is looking much better. No, no
ropes, but an actual apron...still missing a segment, but it's a damn apron. We're planning on placing ropes on it in the
upcoming summer. Till later, later.
(December 14, 2004)
New Year's Resolution: Though the previous entry states that KWA is no more,
the new year leaves room to make mends and promises for a brighter future. And we've made ours already. Though it hasn't been
proven, we have a theory to not only rekindle KWA's passionate flame in all our talent to continue wrestling, but we may go
live. Thanks to a feature on Logitech's QuickCam, we may be broadcasting our old matches over the internet for viewing by
anyone interested enough. So by the time we are done running through them, we can start a new seasons for the summer. Just
keep your fingers crossed.
(December 02, 2004)
Just Checking In: Hello. I'm sure you (be you a person or an imaginery fan)
have been wondering what's been going on. Well, our of a combination of boredom and closure, I'm here to tell you KWA is officially disbanded.
For one, it's winter, and the weather conditions are too severe to compete in. Two, it's the school year, and the work load
is extremelly intense. Three, not many people are in this thing anymore, and won't be in the upcoming summer. So, thanks for
a good run, and farewell mother fuckers! :)
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